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Fillongley knitted RAF speed-camera mannequin fools drivers – then gets stolen

Fillongley's Knit and Natter group spent four months knitting fake speed cameras, zebras, children with safety signs and life-sized RAF mannequins in high-vis – then one RAF figure, made in memory of a knitter's WWII dad, was stolen within two days.

Cartoon knitted high-vis officer with a knitted speed gun as cars brake hard and a knitted zebra looks on
AI illustration – not the real Fillongley display or drivers. Image: Gorilla Gazette / AI-generated image

In Fillongley, Warwickshire, the local Knit and Natter group has found a woolly answer to speeding: fake cameras, knitted zebras, knitted children with safety signs, and life-sized RAF mannequins in knitted high-vis, clutching knitted speed guns.

The displays went up on 13 October 2026 after about four months of work. According to BBC News (15 Oct 2026), drivers hit the brakes thinking the figures are real. Parish clerk and group member Heather Badham said people chuckle – and the brake lights come on. Warwickshire County Council figures cited in coverage put 11 collisions at the junction in four years.

Coventry Road in Fillongley with a 30mph sign Real photo: Coventry Road, Fillongley (7 Feb 2017) – not the knitted display. Photo: Jonathan Billinger / CC BY-SA 2.0 (via Geograph / Wikimedia Commons).

Cartoon knitted high-vis officer with speed gun as cars slam on the brakes AI illustration – imagined braking moment; not a real photograph of the junction.

Then the plot twist: one of the RAF knitted characters – made in memory of a knitter’s dad who served in WWII – was stolen about two days after it went up, between roughly 07:10 and 08:05. Coverage in the Birmingham Mail / SWNS and National World says the group hoped it would be returned; nobody has been publicly charged.

Cartoon chalk outline where a knitted RAF mannequin stood, granny in shock, thief fleeing with yarn AI illustration – imagined theft; not CCTV or a real crime-scene photo.

Cartoon knitted village speed-camera display with Gaz peeking from a wooden yarn crate AI illustration – spot Gaz, our gorilla, hiding somewhere in this picture.

So the cameras were fake, the officers were wool, and somehow the village still managed a proper heist. Next time you brake for a knitted speed gun in Warwickshire, tip your hat – then check the yarn crate.

Reported by BBC News (15 Oct 2026); also Birmingham Mail / SWNS and National World.

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