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Officer inspects suspect's 'torch' for hidden drugs – it's a stun gun, and now everyone calls him PC Sparky

A Slough police officer took a closer look at a 'torch' found during a stop and search. It turned out to be a stun device, and it gave him a live demonstration.

Cartoon of a police officer in a hi-vis vest being zapped with blue lightning by a black torch while a handcuffed man smirks behind him
AI illustration – not the actual officer, suspect or street. Image: Gorilla Gazette / AI-generated image

Every new job comes with a nickname eventually. One Slough police officer earned his in about three seconds flat.

The officer had only recently moved to Thames Valley Police’s Slough East neighbourhood team. Out on patrol, he detained a man and, during a search, found what looked like an ordinary torch.

Cartoon police officer squinting suspiciously into a torch while a handcuffed man whistles innocently AI illustration.

A hollow torch is a classic hiding place for drugs, so, in the words of his own team, he “bravely volunteered to conduct a more thorough examination”.

It was not a torch. It was an electrical stun device, and it delivered what the team called “an unexpected practical demonstration of its capabilities directly to the officer”.

Happily, he wasn’t hurt. The man he’d detained was arrested.

Cartoon officer with frazzled, smoking hair being presented with a lightning-bolt cake by laughing colleagues AI illustration.

His colleagues, being police officers, did what any British workplace would do: they gave him a new name. He is now, officially and permanently, PC Sparky.

The team also shared the story online, adding: “We’re confident the nickname will be around considerably longer than any physical effects.”

Reported by the Slough Observer, quoting Slough East Neighbourhood Policing (Thames Valley Police).

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