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Suffolk emu Dexy 'doesn't fancy' Eyeleen – leaving farm with 14 giant eggs that take 35 minutes to boil

A male emu at a Suffolk farm has failed to fertilise any of the 14 eggs laid by his one-eyed companion Eyeleen – perhaps because he doesn't fancy her enough. The upside: each egg makes scrambled egg for four.

Cartoon of a glamorous one-eyed female emu with a pink flower and false eyelashes offering a heart-shaped box of chocolates to a bored male emu in headphones looking at his mobile, beside a pile of dark green eggs and broken hearts on the ground
AI illustration – not the actual emus. Image: Gorilla Gazette / AI-generated image

Love is in the air at Cloverfield Farm in Crowfield, Suffolk. Unfortunately, it seems to be going only one way.

Over the past few weeks Eyeleen the emu has laid 14 eggs. Her companion, a young male called Dexy, hasn’t fertilised a single one. Co-owner Jo Saberton said Dexy was good at helping to sit on the eggs, but added: “I think he’s just very young, maybe he doesn’t fancy Eyeleen enough.” The pair “get on OK”, she said, “but I’m not quite sure we’re ever going to have the patter of little emu feet.”

Photo of an emu's face close up, with shaggy dark feathers, a dark beak and reddish-brown eyes, in a grassy farm park Stock photo: an emu – not Dexy. Photo: Mike Pennington / CC BY-SA 2.0 (Geograph via Wikimedia Commons), Matlock Farm Park.

The names are a love story of their own. Eyeleen is called that because she lost one of her eyes, and Dexy is named after Dexys Midnight Runners, the band behind Come On Eileen. Jo’s husband Nick wondered whether Eyeleen’s single eye had made Dexy “a bit more fussy” – despite her “long legs”.

Busy cartoon of a farmhouse kitchen where two astonished boys stare at a giant green egg in an egg cup with slices of toast, a kitchen timer shows 35, an emu peers in through the window and a dog sleeps by the stove AI illustration. (Spot Gaz, our gorilla, hiding somewhere in this picture.)

At least the eggs don’t go to waste. Each one is dark emerald green and roughly the size and weight of 12 chicken eggs, so a single scrambled emu egg feeds four. The couple’s grandsons tried one as a boiled egg with soldiers – it took 35 minutes to boil, and they gave it the thumbs up.

Cartoon of a mountain of scrambled egg spilling out of a cracked giant green eggshell in a frying pan, with four amazed diners at a checked table and an emu in a chef's hat AI illustration.

Photo of six dark blue-green emu eggs lying on bare earth and twigs on a farm Stock photo: emu eggs at a Devon farm – not Eyeleen’s. Photo: Roger Cornfoot / CC BY-SA 2.0 (Geograph via Wikimedia Commons).

In the UK, emus usually lay in winter, and it’s the males that do the incubating. Last year the farm did nothing with 28 eggs. Some may just stay on the shelf: “They do look so lovely, you don’t really want to break them because they look like an ornament.”

Reported by BBC News (Connor Bennett and Alice Cunningham).

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