https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/southport-alligator-walks-into-bagel-shop-waits-at-counter/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T06:25:00+00:00Southport alligator walks into bagel shop and waits at the counter like a customer https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/lebron-james-sips-fans-wine-after-crashing-into-crowd/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T05:25:00+00:00LeBron James crashes into fan, spills his wine – then takes a sip to see if it was 'worth it' https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/san-francisco-robot-dog-walkers-20-an-hour-carry-them-home/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T04:30:00+00:00San Francisco start-up offered $20 an hour to walk robot dogs – and carry them back when they break down https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/glasgow-m74-lamb-pablo-eating-chips-drugs-stop/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T03:20:00+00:00Glasgow M74 drugs stop: police find lamb called Pablo eating chips on the back seat https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/headcorn-wing-walker-trading-cards-biplane-world-record/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T02:15:00+00:00Headcorn wing walk: collector rips open 7 packs of trading cards strapped to a biplane in 120mph winds https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/devon-rare-ant-nest-stolen-chudleigh-knighton-heath/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T01:20:00+00:00Devon ant heist: England's rarest ants 'stolen' with a spade – up to 5,000 in one nest https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/austin-firefighters-jaws-of-life-raccoon-head-stuck-tree/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-03T00:20:00+00:00Austin firefighters use Jaws of Life on a tree to free raccoon with its head stuck https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/suffolk-emu-dexy-doesnt-fancy-eyeleen/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T23:25:00+00:00Suffolk emu Dexy 'doesn't fancy' Eyeleen – leaving farm with 14 giant eggs that take 35 minutes to boil https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/roanoke-hawk-too-fat-to-fly/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T22:18:00+00:00Roanoke hawk too fat to fly: vets solve driveway mystery – she'd been eating the neighbours' chickens https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/grand-rapids-police-dog-rocco-eats-rocks/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T21:18:00+00:00Grand Rapids police dog Rocco eats rocks covered in beef juice – and his handler could hear them in his stomach https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/farnworth-wheelie-bin-rubbish-hiding/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T20:20:00+00:00Farnworth wheelie bin hiding spot: police find a suspect's feet sticking out – and call it a 'rubbish job' https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/mundesley-nutcracker-twitchers/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T19:35:00+00:00Mundesley nutcracker: twitchers divert the buses – and the bus firm can't fit the bird with a tracker https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/corpus-christi-trump-i-love-the-meat/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T18:58:00+00:00Corpus Christi rally: Trump's 'I love the meat' barbecue mime goes viral https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/virginia-sheep-food-pursuit/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T18:25:00+00:00Virginia sheep leads police on a 'food pursuit' – then gets taken into custody in someone's back garden https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/great-windsor-triathlon/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T17:40:00+00:00Thief swims the Thames to escape police – so a police dog tows an officer after him on the bike he dumped https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/speeding-zombie-halloween-warning/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-01T08:00:00+00:00Deputy pulls over a speeding zombie – then lets him off because he 'cannot legally give a ticket to someone who is not alive' https://gorillagazette.co.uk/stories/lime-bike-jousting/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-01T08:00:00+00:00Two knights joust on Lime hire bikes in a London park – Lime says its bikes are 'not for jousting', so they do it again https://gorillagazette.co.uk/weekly/5-weirdest-uk-stories-2-november-2026/Gorilla Gazetteen2026-11-02T17:30:00+00:00The 5 weirdest UK stories this week: jousting on Lime bikes, a self-zapping PC and a pony at the drive-thru